shikarius:

Dad’s gotten 1000% better talking about periods since we started using Shark Week euphemisms:

"Ah, it’s Shark Week?" = "Ah, you started your period?"

"Harpoons on deck?" = "Do you have enough pads/tampons/etc?"

"Chum stocks are holding?" = "Do you need chocolate/midol?"

"Supplies are low cap’n" = "Yes, please."

"What kind (of shark) is it?" = "How do you feel?"

  • "It’s a Nurse Shark" = "I’m fine/not bad"
  • "GREAT WHITE OFF THE STARBOARD BOW" = "FUCKING OW"

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allofmylovetess:

geekishchic:

This is how you know they’re actually brothers.

I thought the same thing when I first saw this scene,

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nikidm92:

cocodasies:

coldice:

ilixr:

f-reska:

vaxpur:

Selfie of the century

Oh my god

A MUST HAVE ON MY BLOG

most beautiful selfie of all time

best thing to happen so far this year

Jared Leto though

nikidm92:

cocodasies:

coldice:

ilixr:

f-reska:

vaxpur:

Selfie of the century

Oh my god

A MUST HAVE ON MY BLOG

most beautiful selfie of all time

best thing to happen so far this year

Jared Leto though

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thedailylovejournal:

Night at the Oscars with Ellen Degeneres.

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Europe - inspired by (x)

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wacotaco:

when you can’t think of a good comeback so you just

wacotaco:

when you can’t think of a good comeback so you just

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